I played the best April Fool's Day joke on my students. Whenever we have a test we rearrange the desks (to make it harder to cheat). The next class coming in takes this as their reminder that there is a test. The catch is when my Geometry students come in after a Pre-Algebra test: they take a look at the desks, look at me, and ask, "Is there a test today?" So I decided April 1st was a good day to use this as a joke (I usually don't play tricks on my students). I had my Pre-Algebra students rearrange the desks to look like there was a test. My Geometry students came in the next period, looked around, and asked, "Pre-Algebra had a test, right?" I did my best to convince them their test was that day (feeling horrible about lying, but trying hard to keep a straight face), until I would finally start laughing and they knew I was teasing them. I told them they now had to help me convince the next kids who came in that the test was that day. They really had fun with it. (However, if they had really been paying attention, they would have noticed that the day's lesson was on the board, so there obviously wasn't a test!) Finally, when the bell rang and class really started I announced it was an April Fool's Day joke. I heard a huge sigh of relief and watched a few kids put their notes away (they had been studying!). They didn't even really hold it against me!
While I'm telling teaching stories, here are a few hilarious conversations I've had recently:
Student to me: Do I need to keep these papers, or are they critical to my salvation?
Me: Ummm... I don't think anything in this class is critical to your salvation. Except being responsible, that's definitely important! Why don't you put them in your folder?
Here's another one:
Student: I'm really tired!
Me: I'm sorry. Why didn't you get enough sleep last night?
Student: Well, I slept on the floor.
Me: Why did you sleep on the floor?
Student: I fell out of bed and it was too hard to get back in bed.
Yeah, this was a ninth grader. That's one thing I love about teaching - the kids keep me on my toes and we definitely keep one another entertained!